Embrace Your Awesome

PROMPT: Sebastian is falsely “Translating” French for Derek as he attempts to flirt in Paris

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“Sebastian,” Derek pulled his roommate over to the side. “I need  your help with something…” The class trip to Paris had been going downhill from the beginning. Already, Dalton boys were bored as their million-year-old tour guide rattled on about something no one cared about. Logan and Julian had already ditched the group unnoticed, and Derek had the sneeking feeling they were trying to make a record for most international landmarks they could have sex on.

“What is it?” Sebastian asked. It didn’t matter though, anything to get away from the tour they were on.

“I need you to translate…” He jerked his thumb over his shoulder. A busty blonde waved her fingers.

“You WOULD pick up a chick without talking…” Sebastian rolled his eyes, “C’mon.” They walked over to the girl.Sebastian switched to his fluent French and explained that Derek needed a translator. She shrugged and smiled at Derek, leaning against the table she was at, showing off her chest to him. Derek smiled appreciatively and Sebastian tried to keep from groaning. He’d rather be with the tour right now.

Might as well have a little fun, right?

So for the next ten minutes, Derek would say a cheesy pick up line, Sebastian would translate itnot different variations of “I have a small cock” “I eat nothing but garlic” and “I only like you cause you looklike a guy”. Then the blond girl (Marie) would reply, disgusted or insulted, and Sebastian would translate so that Derek thought he was actually going to get somewhere with this chick.

This went on for a while before Julian and Logan walked past them, seeing as the tour was getting back on the bus. “Tell her our hotel so she can meet up with me later?” Derek asked. Sebastian started speaking, but was caught off guard when Julian started cracking up.

“Why are you telling this chick that Derek pays hookers generously?” he snorted.Derek rounded on Sebastian and glared.

“Oh um…maybe I’m a little rusty,” Sebastian sharnk back, a grin on his face.

“Dude you’re so dead!”And Sebastian had never run so fast in his entire life as he did when Derek chased him around the Eiffle Tower.